"The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable."

Jasper Fforde, Shades of Grey (via prettybooks)
@1 month ago with 120 notes
#ha. ha. #quoted 
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